Okx v. spokey_dokey, Jun 2021
Case
With GDAN presiding, on 15th June 2021, Okx charged spokey_dokey with Attempted Theft and Burglary. GDAN found spokey_dokey guilty of Theft, Attempted Theft, and Burglary and sentenced to reinforcement-restitution and a total of 21 days Exile Pearled.
Proceedings
Okx:
Hello, I would like to open a criminal prosecution against spokey_dokey for attempted theft of 90 CS of sugar cane and 10 CS melon, as well as damage to my farm
SpaceVolcano:
The court will hear the case of Okx vs spokey_dokey on the charges of theft and property damage.
GDAN will be presiding
GDAN:
Thank you High Justice. The court will now come to order.
Okx, As the prosecution, I call on you to make an opening statement.
Okx:
Thank you.
The individual known as spokey_dokey broke into my XP supplies storage, by breaking a diamond reinforced door and six diamond reinforced chests, over the course of approximately two hours. They had on their possession a golden axe with efficiency five and unbreaking three, the most efficient way of breaking into chests, as well as an efficiency five diamond pickaxe. They came prepared to break in, as one does not usually carry around a golden axe. I believe the defense would be obliged to tell the court how they gained possession of these specialised tools.
After repeatedly hitting my snitches over multiple days, I went to the farm and saw what they were doing, and pearled them. Nearby, on my ice road below the farm, I broke stone reinforced chests containing all of the stolen goods, totalling 90 CS of sugar cane and 10 CS of melon, with a total value of 422 emerald blocks. They even had the audacity to ask the value of melon in global chat.
This individual had only joined the server four days prior, but by visiting my farm and breaking in across multiple days, as snitch logs show, and using specialised tools to break into chests and reinforcing the chests with the stolen goods, they displayed an unusual level of knowledge of civ mechanics and persistence for such a new account. They were clearly not a newfriend, and as chat logs show, had previously played on Civ Universe. They knew exactly what they were doing. And they knew the consequences. This was an act of malice. Not "looking for a thrill".
He says he would be a "good boy" from now on, yet that is exactly what he said when he first joined the server. He will most likely reoffend if given a light sentence.
GDAN:
spokey_dokey, Please submit a plea in regard to the above, either guilty or not-guilty.
spokey_dokey:
specifically to the fact that I did indeed break the chests, I plead "guilty"
I'll respond to allegations beyond that in order
I believe the defense would be obliged to tell the court how they gained possession of these specialised tools.
- I was given by a friend who played and sinced stopped a carepackage of emeralds and some diamonds. I bought the pick from Icena and made the axe myself
They even had the audacity to ask the value of melon in global chat
-I was curious
they displayed an unusual level of knowledge of civ mechanics and persistence for such a new account. They were clearly not a newfriend,
-I am 100% new to this server, but never have claimed to be a newfriend. I've had chats with convoy swiftfizz and others in main chat. My old name was HaKr_
This was an act of malice. Not "looking for a thrill" -Honestly, it was. I have no connections yet on this server, it was, so i thought, the perfect time. Also with nobody dming me to ask what I was up to I honestly considered this place abandoned as i was there for 3 days in various times.
He says he would be a "good boy" from now on, -And I will be. I was known as generally a nice person on CivU and on Dev 3. I skipped classics but am now looking for a server to play. past this I will be a more honest civ player
Final note: you say what I tried to take had a value of 422 emerald blocks. Why do you keep it in such an unreinforced area? This will definitely be a lesson to me, but this should be one to you. if anyone even remotely competent was there instead of me you actually would have lost things. You had a Diamond Reinforced door on a IRO block, and each chest was full of valubles.
Okx:
Objection, the defense was only asked for a plea
spokey_dokey:
Your constitutions say we get opening statements one after another yes
GDAN:
Okx, Can you please clarify what it is you specifically want the defense charged with. I will then ask them for a plea in relation to that. I can understand that it wasn't 100% clear to the defense which parts they had to plea to.
Okx:
Attempted theft and burglary
spokey_dokey:
Guilty
Okx:
Actually could I change that to three charges of theft, attempted theft, and burglary
GDAN:
How do you plea to all three ?
spokey_dokey:
Theft - not guilty
Attempted theft - guilty
Burglary - not guilty
GDAN:
Thank you
Okx, You may now present any evidence or witnesses that support your claims
Okx:
16 hopper minecarts broken
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854862899943571476/unknown.png
Breaking blocks beneath the door
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863242432872448/unknown.png
Breaking chests
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863371627134986/unknown.png
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863466971136040/unknown.png
Breaking IRO
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863489613037588/unknown.png
Replacing the broken door
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863581329227797/unknown.png Axe recovered from corpse
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863629554679808/unknown.png
Stolen goods in stone reinforced chests
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863787877466112/2021-06-13_01.38.42.png
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863795234275328/2021-06-13_01.38.34.png
Chat logs after pearling, I was standing at their chests used to store the goods
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854863988558921728/unknown.png
More chat logs, when I initially questioned them
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854864031276990474/unknown.png
Stolen goods
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854864057046532127/unknown.png
Breaking various blocks around the farm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348687557455904778/854864205860306944/unknown.png
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mechanical note: In this transcript, his copy/paste large chat logs will be a screenshot on imgur.
https://imgur.com/a/RKDIFAS
Okx:
Kira snitch logs when they first were at the farm, GMT timezone, dated 11th June
[07:37:53] [msfs] spokey_dokey is at wayrest-farm-crossing ()
[07:38:16] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[07:38:22] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[07:38:22] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[07:38:23] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[07:38:25] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[07:38:33] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:38:50] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[07:38:53] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:38:53] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:38:54] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:38:54] [msf] spokey_dokey is at ()
[07:38:55] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[07:39:53] [msf] spokey_dokey is at ()
[07:39:55] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:40:15] [msf] spokey_dokey is at ()
[07:40:35] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:40:35] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:40:37] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:40:38] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:40:48] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:40:53] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[07:40:59] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:41:04] [msf] spokey_dokey is at ()
[07:41:04] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:41:04] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:41:19] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:57:46] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:57:52] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:57:52] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
Further snitch logs, dated 12th June
[05:48:57] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[05:48:57] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[06:47:30] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[06:47:31] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[06:49:35] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[06:49:38] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[06:49:40] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[06:49:41] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[06:49:50] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[06:50:35] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[06:50:35] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:27:02] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:29:18] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:29:23] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:29:23] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:29:26] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:29:26] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:30:02] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:30:04] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[07:30:17] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-ravine ()
[07:30:29] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:31:01] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:31:34] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:31:34] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:32:14] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:32:17] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:32:20] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:32:23] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:32:30] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[07:32:42] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[08:00:10] [msf] spokey_dokey logged out at sugarcanefarm ()
[08:00:10] [msf] spokey_dokey logged out at sugarcanefarm ()
Snitch logs for the 13th June. (the first two entries are on the twelfth of june GMT)
[23:47:24] [msf] spokey_dokey logged in at sugarcanefarm ()
[23:47:24] [msf] spokey_dokey logged in at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:16:23] [msf] Lacanian is at msf-newice-bottom ()
[00:16:27] [msf] Lacanian is at msf-newice-mid ()
[00:16:33] [msf] Lacanian is at msf-rugbakery ()
[00:23:03] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:24:14] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:24:20] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:24:20] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:24:24] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:25:16] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:25:17] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:25:19] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:25:20] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:25:42] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[00:25:48] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:26:31] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:27:00] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:27:05] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-tree ()
[00:27:33] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-coast ()
[00:27:44] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-tree ()
[00:27:45] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:31:23] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:31:43] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:31:54] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-tree ()
[00:32:05] [msf] spokey_dokey is at msf-tree ()
[00:32:13] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
[00:33:42] [msf] spokey_dokey is at sugarcanefarm ()
They were pearled just after this last snitch hit.
Global chat logs on the 11th of June asking for a pickaxe after encountering the farm
[23:03:28] [!] [spokey_dokey] is there a kind generous soul who can give me a effi V ubr 3 pick
Claiming to be a new friend on the 11th of June ("I am 100% new to this server, but never have claimed to be a newfriend")
[06:58:24] [!] [spokey_dokey] oh come pearl me im a new friend 😃
Global chat asking about Wayrest, where my farm is located, 13th June, half an hour before getting pearled
[00:00:07] [!] [spokey_dokey] whos wayrest
[00:00:19] [!] [InvertedMind] but the github map has mostly accurate claims
[00:00:28] [!] [spokey_dokey] are they active
[00:00:31] [!] [Neosaur] kinda
[00:00:36] [!] [Neosaur] it's claimed by Yoahtl now
[00:00:37] [!] [InvertedMind] probobly no
[00:00:38] [!] [Mushroomfly] Wayrest got annexed by Yoahtl
[00:00:45] [!] [spokey_dokey] ok\
[00:00:45] [!] [Neosaur] do you need something from them
[00:00:47] [!] [Mushroomfly] It is now a glorified train station
[00:00:48] [!] [spokey_dokey] no
[00:00:51] [!] [spokey_dokey] im annexing it back
[00:00:54] [!] [spokey_dokey] to Dirt
Asking about the value of melon, 13th June
[00:03:50] [!] [spokey_dokey] what is a cs of melon worth
Admitting to stealing when pearled, 13th June
[00:34:44] [!] [spokey_dokey] hey rude
[00:34:49] [!] [spokey_dokey] I was busy stealing from you
GDAN:
spokey_dokey, please present any evidence or witnesses supporting your defense. However this is not the time to cross exam please wait to do so.
spokey_dokey:
I dont know how to find chat logs but me asking for a effi V pick happened far before I found the farm in question
My evidence is that I found a random farm that I thought was abandoned, and decided to liberate it from AFK ness.
IF you had messaged me and said hey what aere you doing leave then I totally would have just left alone
Nothing about this was malicious
GDAN:
Okx, do you wish to cross examine the defence ?
Okx:
I wish to cross examine the defence
GDAN:
Go ahead
Okx:
Did you receive messages that asked what you were doing?
spokey_dokey:
not until you were like right up on me there to pearl me on what you say is june 13
Okx:
Is that a yes or no?
spokey_dokey:
you got my answer
Okx:
What did you respond when asked what you were doing?
spokey_dokey:
honestly don't remember
probably something along the lines of exploring
Okx:
Was that truthful?
spokey_dokey:
objection: leading
Okx:
This is a yes or no, I am not implying anything
spokey_dokey:
then yes it was truthful
I'm new to the server, everything is exploring
Okx:
That concludes my cross examination.
GDAN:
spokey_dokey, Do you wish to cross examine the prosecution ?
spokey_dokey:
sure
GDAN:
Go ahead
spokey_dokey:
After we initially had met for a minute or so, a zombie villager came out and started attacking you, right, Okx?
Okx:
Yes
spokey_dokey:
Despite both of us, having no armor, and me having at that point committed this heonious crime which we're here for today... Did I help you kill the zombie? or did I use that opportunity to attack you
Okx:
Objection, leading question
spokey_dokey:
im asking if i hit the zombie when it came out to hit you
Okx:
Yes
spokey_dokey:
did i hit you
Okx:
No
spokey_dokey:
ok. I rest
GDAN:
Okx, Do you have any additional facts to submit that may be relevant to the outcome of this case ?
Okx:
Here is a full transcript of our conversation
[13Jun2021 01:32:19.514] [CHAT] To spokey_dokey: who are you?
[13Jun2021 01:32:20.314] [CHAT] [!] spokey_dokey: hi
[13Jun2021 01:32:25.416] [CHAT] [!] spokey_dokey: a real person!
[13Jun2021 01:32:30.873] [CHAT] You have engaged in combat with spokey_dokey. Type /ct to check your timer.
[13Jun2021 01:32:33.719] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> hi im new to server
[13Jun2021 01:32:33.793] [CHAT] TheSenateSpeaker has left the game
[13Jun2021 01:32:45.572] [CHAT] [!] InvertedMind: but people use alts to bot and be in multiple places at once alot
[13Jun2021 01:32:50.270] [CHAT] <saddder> what have you been doing here [13Jun2021 01:32:50.439] ist/]: Loaded 243 advancements
[13Jun2021 01:32:51.027] [CHAT] You are no longer in combat.
[13Jun2021 01:32:53.325] [CHAT] You have engaged in combat with spokey_dokey. Type /ct to check your timer.
[13Jun2021 01:32:54.932] [CHAT] FE_flags has left the game
[13Jun2021 01:32:58.485] [CHAT] [!] FalscherRVN: alts also get useful for like afking farms and stuff
[13Jun2021 01:33:08.754] [CHAT] Unknown command. Type "/help" for help.
[13Jun2021 01:33:11.359] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> exploring
[13Jun2021 01:33:11.991] [CHAT] [!] notebIock: is that bannable?
[13Jun2021 01:33:13.575] [CHAT] You are no longer in combat.
[13Jun2021 01:33:18.346] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> ill leave now
[13Jun2021 01:33:21.517] [CHAT] <Gobblin> i
[13Jun2021 01:33:22.747] [CHAT] <Gobblin> hi
[13Jun2021 01:33:24.850] [CHAT] You do not own any snitches nearby or lack permission to view their logs!
[13Jun2021 01:33:25.734] [CHAT] Flameoguy has left the game
[13Jun2021 01:33:28.716] [CHAT] CHEST is locked with Stone
[13Jun2021 01:33:29.921] [CHAT] CHEST is locked with Stone
[13Jun2021 01:33:30.167] [CHAT] CHEST is locked with Stone
[13Jun2021 01:33:31.889] [CHAT] You have engaged in combat with spokey_dokey. Type /ct to check your timer.
[13Jun2021 01:33:34.355] [CHAT] <saddder> what is this?
[13Jun2021 01:33:35.454] [CHAT] [!] InvertedMind: bots are allowed, with some restrictions
[13Jun2021 01:33:42.078] [CHAT] Enter spokey_dokey sugarcanefarm [] [60m South East]
[13Jun2021 01:33:43.974] [CHAT] No gold block to teleport you to
[13Jun2021 01:33:45.717] [CHAT] [!] FalscherRVN: check the subreddit rule page for details on these rules
[13Jun2021 01:33:49.420] [CHAT] SirTwiggles has left the game
[13Jun2021 01:33:52.188] [CHAT] You are no longer in combat.
[13Jun2021 01:33:52.457] [CHAT] You have engaged in combat with spokey_dokey. Type /ct to check your timer.
[13Jun2021 01:33:55.075] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> hey
[13Jun2021 01:33:56.140] [CHAT] ObtainableSpat has joined the game
[13Jun2021 01:33:56.263] [CHAT] <saddder> where did yuo get those tools from
[13Jun2021 01:33:57.250] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> stop hitting me 😦
[13Jun2021 01:34:01.330] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> theyre mine
[13Jun2021 01:34:03.802] ist/]: Loaded 243 advancements
[13Jun2021 01:34:09.788] [CHAT] To spokey_dokey: when did yuo join
[13Jun2021 01:34:16.719] [CHAT] <spokey_dokey> 4 days ago
[13Jun2021 01:34:22.100] [CHAT] <saddder> so how did you get those
[13Jun2021 01:34:24.552] [CHAT] ahme63 has left the game
[13Jun2021 01:34:25.200] [CHAT] No gold block to teleport you to
[13Jun2021 01:34:26.152] [CHAT] No gold block to teleport you to
[13Jun2021 01:34:26.605] [CHAT] [!] InvertedMind: basically you can only make dumb bots
[13Jun2021 01:34:27.116] [CHAT] No gold block to teleport you to
[13Jun2021 01:34:30.487] [CHAT] You are no longer in combat.
[13Jun2021 01:34:34.204] [CHAT] You have engaged in combat with spokey_dokey. Type /ct to check your timer.
[13Jun2021 01:34:34.909] [CHAT] You've bound spokey_dokey to a pearl!
[13Jun2021 01:34:34.909] [CHAT] spokey_dokey was killed by saddder with
GDAN:
spokey_dokey, Do you have any additional facts to submit that may be relevant to the outcome of the case ?
spokey_dokey:
No, not really
GDAN:
Okx, Please make your closing statement
Okx:
spokey_dokey broke in through the door of my bunker and broke all the chests inside. They had already transported most of the goods underground and about thirty blocks away from all the farm infrastructure into their own reinforced chests before being caught, and they lied when asked what they were doing ("exploring"). This individual played on CivUniverse and when they joined CivClassics showed no interest in following our customs, and will likely go straight back to raiding when released. The excuse of the area being abandoned is ridiculous, as individual was already informed that it was Yoahtlan territory in global chat, and then said "im annexing it back ... to Dirt". There was no purpose to this other than the enjoyment of raiding.
GDAN:
If that is all, spokey_dokey please give a closing statement
spokey_dokey:
Ladies and Gentlemen (and everyone in between) of the Court. The story the prosecution tells is one of selfishness... one of malice. I am essentially painted as an agent of Chaos who will reek not but destruction upon classics it I am to be free.
In the interest of full honestly, there is some truth to that. It was a selfish crime. But not one of malice but of greed and ignorance. I was under the impression that more areas in classics were inactive than anything and sought to profit off that and skip some of the grind.: and a gold block on the ground that leads straight to diamond reinforced chests is hard to resist with that mindset. I am truly sorry and will tackle this server with a more legitimate mindset henceforth.
I have been forthcoming and compliant with all court proceedings. I request also that the court recognize and take into account that I was not a shitter on previous servers. I am currently a chat mod for the currently “on hiatus” Civ U
As for final thoughts I would like to close this off with two things:
a reminder to take all quotes of me claiming to be a new friend, or annexation of claimed territories etc. with a grain of salt. In context of things these were obviously cheeky comments and were shown here specifically to push a specific narrative.
Request for the benefit of the doubt from the court. A ridiculously long sentence will just keep me off the server forever, and I do plan to be a productive member of society.
GDAN:
spokey_dokey, I find you guilty of theft, attempted theft and burglary. In line with precedent you would have to pay back anything you had stolen however I believe it is already recovered. All damages caused by you breaking in and breaking chests need to be repaid for a total of 1 iron and 12 diamonds.
As for your sentence I believe 3 weeks exile pearled would suffice due to this being a first offence. If you offend again in the future expect your punishment to be more severe. Your sentence will end on the 4th of July 2021.